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The Cockroach of Bacons

It probably isn’t surprising that someone who writes on a blog called Nerd Lunch is on the Think Geek mailing list. Some of their stuff is even too nerdy for me, but I usually get a chuckle out of a few things in every catalog. This time around my eye gravitated towards this:

Tactical Bacon

Tac Bac: Tactical Bacon in a Can

A little over a half pound of fully cooked bacon sealed into a can with a 10 year shelf life. Brought to you by the fine folks at CMMG, showing that they’re more than just assault rifles and ammunition.

At $15 plus shipping, it’s a pricey bit of cured meat. Though our buddy Dirty Dave should have it and a Batter Blaster on hand for that final breakfast during the zombie apocalypse.

By | 2017-03-17T02:54:11+00:00 June 6th, 2010|Categories: Article|Tags: , , |3 Comments

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  1. Carlin February 25, 2017 at 8:21 pm - Reply

    No offense to other commentors here, but Dave, I think that is the best comment that has ever been posted on our blog.

  2. Dirty Dave February 25, 2017 at 8:21 pm - Reply

    This sort of information is why I like to be surrounded by other nerds. Jeeg, I think you just started my Christmas list for this year. I'll have to ask for two so that I can eat one right away and then save the other for that inevitable day. I'll keep the lights on and I'll save that Tac Bac for day 3 so make it here if you can and I'll be willing to share.

  3. Carlin February 25, 2017 at 8:21 pm - Reply

    I know the zombie apocalypse is something we should all be prepared for, but it's still not something I like to talk about. That said, canned bacon at least gives me something to look forward to should that day…er…when that day comes.

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